School Poems

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

Aliens Have Landed! by Kenn Nesbitt
Alex's Allergy by Kenn Nesbitt NEW!
Bad Case of the Sneezes by Bruce Lansky
Bring Your Own Lunch by Bruce Lansky
Bus by Robert Pottle
But First… by Kathy Kenney-Marshall
Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk by Kenn Nesbitt NEW!
Class Dismissed by Bruce Lansky
Class Pest by Kathy Kenney-Marshall
Confession by Bruce Lansky
Don't Bring Camels in the Classroom by Kenn Nesbitt
Don't Pinch! by Bruce Lansky
Excuse Cheer by Timothy Tocher
Excuses, Excuses by Joyce Armor
Falling Asleep in Class by Kenn Nesbitt
The Field Trip by Eric Ode NEW!
Food Fight by Kenn Nesbitt NEW!
Freddie by Phil Bolsta
Fs Are "Fabulous" by Ted Scheu
Get Out of Bed! by Diane Z. Shore
Getting Dressed for School by Kenn Nesbitt NEW!
Gym Class by Neal Levin
Homework, I Love You by Kenn Nesbitt NEW!
Homework Stew by Kenn Nesbitt NEW!
How to Torture Your Students by Jane Pomazal and Bruce Lansky
How to Torture Your Teacher by Bruce Lansky
I Brought My Grandma's Teeth to School by Robert Pottle NEW!
I Call First! by Ted Scheu
I Pledge Allegiance by Timothy Tocher
I Should Have Studied by Bruce Lansky
I Will Not Tease Rebecca Grimes by Dave Crawley
Insomnia by Kathy Kenney-Marshall
It's Finally Friday by Paul Orshoski NEW!
Katie Kissed Me by Christine Lynn Mahoney
The Kindergarten Concert by Robert Pottle NEW!
Love Struck by Amy S. Mullins
Lucky Trade by Matthew L. Fredericks
Morning Announcements by Sylvia Andrews
My Dog Chewed Up My Homework by Bruce Lansky
My Doggy Ate My Homework by Dave Crawley
My Excuse by Kenn Nesbitt
My Parents Are Pretending by Ted Scheu
My Sister's Always on the Phone by Bruce Lansky
My Teacher Loves Her iPod by Bruce Lansky NEW!
My Teacher Sees Right Through Me by Bruce Lansky NEW!
Mystery Meal by Bruce Lansky
Parent-Teacher Conference by Darren Sardelli NEW!
Patricia Brought Her Parakeet by Kenn Nesbitt NEW!
Peewee Soccer by Robert Pottle NEW!
Perfect by Kenn Nesbitt NEW!
Scary Costume by Robert Pottle
School Rules by Bruce Lansky
Teachers' Show by Bruce Lansky
There's a New Cook in the Cafeteria by Bruce Lansky
Too Busy by Bruce Lansky
What I'd Cook for My Teacher by Bruce Lansky
What I Found in My Desk by Bruce Lansky
What to Remember in School by Kenn Nesbitt
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  I've Been Burping in the Classroom
I'm Allergic to School
Tall Tales of the Wild West
Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
  If Kids Ruled the School

Mary Had a Little Jam

Rolling in the Aisles Miles of Smiles
  Kids Pick the Funniest Poems No More Homework No More Tests A Bad Case of the Giggles My Dog Ate My Homework
  If Pigs Could Fly... I Hope I Don't Strike Out! Happy Birthday to Me The Aliens Have Landed